1 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:09,009 [theme music] 2 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:10,619 - ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 3 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:12,012 ♪ Have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,144 - ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:15,667 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:16,886 - ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,062 ♪ Leave my woes behind ♪ 8 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:20,759 - ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 9 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,587 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 10 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:23,893 - ♪ I'm headin' on up to South America ♪ 11 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,895 ♪ See if I can't unwind ♪ 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,333 - ♪ [mumbling] ♪ 13 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,291 - ♪ So come on down to South America ♪ 14 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,206 ♪ Meet some friends of mine ♪ 15 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:36,558 [twangy music] 16 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:44,522 - [Cartman sobbing] 17 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,046 - Eric? 18 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:48,831 - [sobbing] - Sweetie, what's wrong? 19 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:50,354 - [sobbing] Nothing! 20 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:51,921 I don't want to talk about it. 21 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:54,880 [sobbing] - Obviously there's something. 22 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,144 - [sobbing] It's just, 23 00:00:57,231 --> 00:01:00,190 I was getting bullied at school. 24 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,757 [sobbing] 25 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:04,238 - You got bullied? Who bullied you? 26 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:07,154 - [sobbing] Like, Tolkien and Kyle. 27 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,895 They called me chubby wubby. 28 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,767 - I'm so sorry, honey. 29 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:13,769 Kids can be very mean. 30 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:16,293 - Mom, I don't want to be bullied anymore. 31 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:20,254 Do you think--do you think maybe I could get a bicycle? 32 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:23,083 So that I can, like, get out of the house and exercise? 33 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:26,521 - Oh, honey, yes, there's lots of ways we can exercise. 34 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:29,045 - Yeah, but no, I think a bicycle would be the best thing 35 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,569 because then all the kids can see me really trying hard 36 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,267 and they won't say these horrible things 37 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:36,661 they say about me! [sobbing] 38 00:01:36,747 --> 00:01:37,923 - Honey, it's OK. It's OK. 39 00:01:38,009 --> 00:01:40,274 Sure, we can get you a bicycle. 40 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,841 [ominous music] 41 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:45,496 - [chuckling] 42 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:48,108 [bell rings] 43 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,587 Yes! 44 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:50,936 - Can I help you guys? 45 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,461 - Yes, we're looking to get my son a bicycle. 46 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,985 - I want this one! 47 00:01:56,027 --> 00:01:58,335 - Oh, well, that's a Class 3 e-bike. 48 00:01:58,422 --> 00:01:59,728 - Yes, Class 3's got pedal-assist 49 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,208 up to 27 miles an hour! 50 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:04,036 - Eric, that's $2,000. 51 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,169 - You're gonna just let kids at school bully me? 52 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:08,606 You want me to stay inside all day and be a fat fuck, Mom? 53 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:11,305 - That's a very specific kind of bike, ma'am. 54 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,655 I can sell it to you, but there's a lot of restrictions 55 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:15,222 where your son can ride it. 56 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,180 He'd have to respect a lot of rules of the road. 57 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:20,531 - Oh, my God. I will be so respectful. 58 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:26,581 [electric motor whirring] 59 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:27,625 [Cartman] Kyle! 60 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:28,974 Kyle! 61 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:31,368 [electric motor whirring] 62 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,543 Yeah! Yes! 63 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:35,111 Suck my dick, Kyle! 64 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,765 I got a Class 3 e-bike, bitch! 65 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:39,333 Waah! Waah! 66 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:42,204 That's you crying, Kyle, 'cause you don't have one. 67 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:45,991 - [Kenny mimicking engine sounds] 68 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,559 [Cartman] Yeah! - Aw. 69 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,909 - Check it out, bro, Class 3 e-bike! 70 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:51,780 Cool, huh? - Ah! 71 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:52,998 - Suck my dick, Kenny! 72 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:54,391 [electric motor whirring] 73 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,525 [electric motor whirring] 74 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:58,569 Stan! 75 00:02:58,656 --> 00:02:59,788 Stan, you gotta get out here! 76 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:02,225 Suck my dick! 77 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,879 Class 3, motherfucker! 78 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:05,446 - Your mom got you one? 79 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:06,795 - Yeah, isn't it sweet? 80 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:07,883 You gotta suck my dick now. 81 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,406 [mimicking motor sounds] 82 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:10,233 Ah! 83 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,803 I'm gonna get a hoodie and a face-covering 84 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,631 and make everyone in town suck my dick. 85 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:19,242 [electric motor whirring] 86 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:24,160 [Cartman mimicking motor sounds] 87 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:27,032 [spokes clicking] 88 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:28,164 [brakes screech] 89 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,296 Suck my dick. 90 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:32,647 [pedestrians screaming] - Excuse me. 91 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,170 Gotta suck my dick. 92 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,259 [screaming continues] Suck it! 93 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:39,219 [screaming] 94 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:40,481 [Cartman] Yeah! 95 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:42,483 Yes! 96 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,137 - Ah! 97 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,183 - Whee! 98 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,837 [panicked shouting] 99 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,882 - [chuckles] 100 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,971 [Cartman mimicking motor sounds] 101 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,799 [twangy music] 102 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,454 [Sharon] I'm sorry, Stanley, but the answer is no. 103 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,716 - But Mom, even Cartman has one now. 104 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,850 Clyde has an e-bike. Tolkien has an e-bike 105 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,721 Craig and Wendy. 106 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:06,115 - Those electric bikes cost thousands of dollars, Stan. 107 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:07,421 Where are we supposed to find the money? 108 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:08,770 - I'll pay for part of it! 109 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:09,988 I got 200 bucks from Grampa. 110 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,860 - Stan, even if I said yes, 111 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,862 it's your dad you have to worry about. 112 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,690 You know how your father feels about e-bikes. 113 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,257 [loud thump] 114 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:20,042 - Those goddamn kids almost killed me again! 115 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,740 How can they let children go 40 miles an hour 116 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:25,526 in a bike lane designed for real bikers? 117 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:26,701 I'm telling you guys, 118 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:29,356 South America is just not safe anymore. 119 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:31,575 - Well, Dad, maybe you should get an e-bike, too. 120 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,011 Then you can go as fast as they do. 121 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,839 - Yeah, no thanks. 122 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:36,319 Bikes are for being healthy. 123 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:37,929 - You're just jealous. 124 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,454 - Jealous?! Of what? 125 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,717 Of something that does all the work for you? 126 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,022 You know what they used to call things 127 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:45,459 that did all the work for you? 128 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:46,590 Slaves! 129 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:48,331 Yeah, that was a good idea, Shelley. 130 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,159 No issues there. 131 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:52,944 - Dad, a lot of my friends have e-bikes, OK, and-- 132 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:55,469 - Yeah, and they're hanging out in gangs and doing wheelies 133 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,819 and probably smoking weed, OK? 134 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:00,430 I was young once, too, but now I'm a healthy cyclist 135 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:03,085 and I'll be damned if some pot-smoking kids 136 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,217 are gonna ride in my bike lanes! 137 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,352 [electric motors whirring] 138 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:14,183 [whirring continues] 139 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,880 - This is so unfair. 140 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,491 - My parents said the same thing-- 141 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,667 e-bikes are too unsafe, too expensive. 142 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:22,365 - [muffled speech] 143 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:23,366 [motor whirs] 144 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,543 - Well, hey, fellas! 145 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,546 - Butters? - Yeah, check out my new bike! 146 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,157 - Oh, great, Butters' parents even get him a bike. 147 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:33,898 - Nah, I bought this off of Tolkien for 400 bucks 148 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,204 'cause he got a new one. 149 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,292 And I'm no telling my parents, 150 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,598 so I'm wearing this face-covering. 151 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:38,773 - Well, that's great, Butters. 152 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,601 Not everyone has 400 bucks. - [grunts] 153 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:43,560 - Well, why don't you guys just 154 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:44,692 go down to the Chinese bike shop? 155 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,302 - Chinese e-bikes? 156 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,999 Are they just as good as regular ones? 157 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:50,175 - No, they suck, but at least you'd have something. 158 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,829 [electric motor whirs] 159 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,225 [twangy music] 160 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,748 ♪ ♪ 161 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,229 [bell rings] 162 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,753 - Welcome to City E-bike. Take your order, please. 163 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,886 - Yeah, we heard you have really cheap e-bikes. 164 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:07,410 - Oh, yeah, we have all kind of city e-bikes. 165 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,456 Chinese e-bike very dependable. 166 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:12,328 Only 60% chance it blow up in your garage. 167 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,243 - Well, I have 200 bucks, and I want to buy one 168 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,637 for me and both of my friends. 169 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:20,075 - $200 for all three? 170 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:23,121 Oh, you want a Super City E-Bike. 171 00:06:23,207 --> 00:06:24,819 They go just as fast, 172 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:27,212 but they are 92% chance to blow up in your garage. 173 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:28,953 - Oh, sweet, bro! We'll take them. 174 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,607 - [muffled speech] 175 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,261 - Yeah, thanks, Stan! 176 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:34,002 - OK, great, I just need you to sign waiver 177 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:35,917 for your rideability. 178 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,135 - Our rideability? 179 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:38,876 - Yeah, you go fast on e-bike, you kill people. 180 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,530 Your liability. 181 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:43,011 You sign waiver, I'm not liable, you are. 182 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,796 OK, sign here saying you will not ride a City e-bike 183 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,537 in the street. Wink, wink. 184 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,890 And sign here-- you are 16 years old older. 185 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:54,065 Wink, wink. 186 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:56,024 Just initial here-- Chinese City e-bike 187 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:57,852 probably gonna blow up in your garage. 188 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,463 You agree not to ride a City e-bike in a bike lane. 189 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:01,595 Wink, wink. 190 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:04,336 Sign here, you're gonna do a wheelie. 191 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,164 But really, I know you gonna do a wheelie. 192 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,731 Wink, wink. 193 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,907 And sign, sign here, and a sign, wink there. 194 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,909 Here a sign, there a wink, everywhere a wink, wink. 195 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:13,476 OK, congratulation! 196 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,609 That's $200. 197 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,055 - Oh, these goddamn guys. 198 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:28,622 [honking horn] 199 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:31,407 - Fuck you. Go around! 200 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,365 Go around! 201 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,283 Excuse me for being healthy. 202 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,241 - You could be healthy a little more 203 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,808 to the right side of the road 204 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:42,287 instead of slowing everybody down. 205 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:43,811 - Oh, I'm slow? 206 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:47,075 I get all the way across South America in 15 minutes. 207 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,946 You try that in traffic. 208 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:50,513 [electric motor whirring] Hey! 209 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,558 Goddamn fucking kids! 210 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,914 [panting heavily] 211 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:08,009 Yeah! 212 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,532 You like that? 213 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:10,968 You think you're fast? 214 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:14,450 [panting heavily] 215 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:17,279 [brakes squeal, horn blares] 216 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:24,329 And this little kid totally swerves in front of me. 217 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,114 Makes me crash into a car 218 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:28,029 and just speeds off like nothing happened. 219 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,596 - Damn e-bikes! 220 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,293 South America's overrun with them. 221 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,686 They should be illegal. 222 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:33,948 - And where are the parents in this? 223 00:08:34,034 --> 00:08:36,558 You know, I wouldn't let my child hang out in biker gangs 224 00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:38,518 with face-coverings, popping wheelies, 225 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:39,996 probably doing drugs. 226 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:42,217 - Of course they're doing drugs! 227 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,915 I used to smoke weed when I was younger 228 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,570 Now it's up to us healthy guys to make our streets safe. 229 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,616 We need to go on Google 230 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:52,967 and ask how to get the laws changed in South America. 231 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,579 - Whee! 232 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,060 - And so, officer, 233 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:01,453 we think that e-bikes should be made illegal 234 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,673 so that South America can be safe again. 235 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:07,808 And we'd like to offer you this cash and some cigars. 236 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:10,462 - You want to bribe me with cash and cigars 237 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,029 to change electric bike laws? 238 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:14,641 - That's what Google told me to do, yes. 239 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,773 - Look, we'd love to have the things regulated, 240 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,080 but we can't get the government to care. 241 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,778 If you ask me, this whole country's gone to shit. 242 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:24,172 But hopefully things will get better in November. 243 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,522 That's when "Grand Theft Auto VI" comes out. 244 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,959 - Well, somebody has to do something. 245 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:32,354 We need to get these kids off the streets and back inside, 246 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,574 on their phones. - Yeah! 247 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,750 - And if you guys won't do anything, 248 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,404 then the South American Cycling Club will. 249 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,711 [dramatic music] 250 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:47,630 - A big change has come to a small mountain town, 251 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:50,285 and many local residents are furious... 252 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,983 about kids on their e-bikes. 253 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,506 They travel in groups. 254 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,596 Many conceal their faces, 255 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,598 and with powerful electric motors, 256 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:01,731 these kids are starting to form biker gangs. 257 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,428 - These kids are everywhere. 258 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:06,170 I mean, they're just tearing all up and down South America. 259 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:07,563 What are we supposed to do? 260 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,957 - South America used to be a quiet place. 261 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,524 But now you got these kids just going hog wild. 262 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,004 - It's an outrage! 263 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,832 I've lived in South America all my life 264 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,008 and I've never seen anything like this. 265 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,445 These kids almost killed me on the sidewalk 266 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,099 and then told me to suck their dick. 267 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,492 [reporter] Uh-huh. 268 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,189 And when you rolled over and sucked a dick 269 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,408 with the change in the town name, 270 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,453 did you feel any outrage then? 271 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,805 Plenty of upset people here, 272 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,633 and the question on everyone's mind: 273 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,723 Is the e-bike change permanent? 274 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,855 - [Cartman mimicking motor sounds] 275 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,075 - ♪ Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshinoya ♪ 276 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,859 ♪ Yoshinoya, Yoshinoya ♪ 277 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,906 [singer vocalizing] 278 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:50,650 ♪ ♪ 279 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,652 Hey! 280 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,175 - How's it going? 281 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,394 - Stan? Kenny? 282 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:57,395 - What's up, dude? 283 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,223 ♪ 284 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,008 - See ya, Cartman. 285 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,836 - Kyle! 286 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,055 [dramatic music] 287 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,317 Hey! 288 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:10,104 [tires screech] 289 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,932 God damn it! 290 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,282 - This is so awesome! - Come on, Kenny! 291 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,588 - Yeah, I fucking love you guys! 292 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,982 - ♪ Yoshinoya, Yoshinoya ♪ 293 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:22,899 ♪ ♪ 294 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:28,557 - [sobbing] 295 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,650 - Eric, what happened? 296 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:38,349 - I got bullied again! [sobbing] 297 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,047 - Who bullied you now? 298 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,745 - K-Kyle and those guys. I showed them my new bike. 299 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,094 I told them they had to suck my dick. 300 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,269 But then they just went 301 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,924 and bought bikes that are faster than mine! 302 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,534 - Eric, Eric, slow down. 303 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,711 Tell me exactly what happened. 304 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,234 - [gasping] 305 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,062 Yesterday, when I got my new bike, 306 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,629 I went to Kyle and I said really nicely 307 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,283 that he had to suck my dick, 308 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,156 and then I told the other guys they could suck my dick too, 309 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:05,159 but they just went and got bikes that go faster than me! 310 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,988 - I don't understand what you want me to do, sweetie. 311 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,773 - Can you just call Kyle's mom 312 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,514 and tell her that Kyle still has to suck my dick 313 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,777 and take away his e-bike? 314 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,561 - Honey, no, no, I'm not doing that. 315 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,738 - I don't wanna get bullied anymore, Mom! 316 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,653 Can you please just get me a speed unlock dongle? 317 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,395 - What's a speed unlock dongle? 318 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,748 [doorbell rings] 319 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,884 - Hey, Roger, you wanna be in our biker gang? 320 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,323 There's kids on e-bikes destroying our city, 321 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,804 and the stupid bureaucrats won't do anything about it. 322 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,806 - Yeah, this country's gone to hell. 323 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,939 Hopefully things will be better in November. 324 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,679 That's when "Grand Theft Auto VI" comes out. 325 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,029 - Yeah, I know, but right now, 326 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,161 we decided to take matters into our own hands. 327 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,598 We know who's selling these things to kids. 328 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,080 - Well, if I'm going to join you, 329 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,300 I need to ask you something first. 330 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:02,477 - Yeah? 331 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,609 - Who's got some electrolyte packets? 332 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,916 [gurgles] [all cheering] 333 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,876 [upbeat funky music] 334 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:17,057 ♪ ♪ 335 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,853 - Oh, my God, these old farts and their bicycles. 336 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,289 [horn honks] 337 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:39,079 ♪ ♪ 338 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,524 [bell dings] 339 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,527 - Welcome City E-Bikes. Take your order, please? 340 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:56,748 - So you're the guy that's been selling death traps to kids. 341 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,054 - Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 342 00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,056 Those kids sign a waiver. 343 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,842 It not my fault the bikes blew up in the garage. 344 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,193 - "Blew up in the garage"? What is he talking about? 345 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,152 - Oh, Chinese e-bikes didn't blow up in the garage? 346 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,675 Wow, that's great 347 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,373 Hey, hey, no touchy, please! 348 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,897 - Oh, what, you mean these? 349 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,204 - Hey! Hey, hey, that's fragile! 350 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,335 - It looks fragile. 351 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,380 [glass shatters] 352 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,598 - Hey, whoa! 353 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,991 Whoa, what you guys doing? 354 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,863 - You messed with the wrong people. 355 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,429 - [screaming] Help! 356 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,170 Stop! Please! 357 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,651 Ah! Please! [screaming] 358 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,872 [laughter and cheering] 359 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,007 - Oh, my God, dude. Is this just the best or what? 360 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,010 - Yeah, I just feel so independent. 361 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,490 - We're not stuck inside on our phones. 362 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,926 We're, like, out doing shit, you know? 363 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,145 I mean, look at Kenny. Seriously. 364 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,494 Have you ever seen him this happy? 365 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:50,324 - Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 366 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,935 - He does seem to really be coming out of his shell. 367 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,545 - I think if my dad really understood 368 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,983 how this made me feel, he'd be OK with it. 369 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,159 - Dude, you thinking of telling your parents? 370 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,856 'Cause I ain't telling my mom nothing. 371 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,814 - Whoo-hoo! Whoo! - I don't know. 372 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,033 I'm just saying that I'm feeling 373 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,513 a certain maturity right now. 374 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:08,168 Maybe there's a way to make our parents be reasonable. 375 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,866 [indistinct radio chatter] 376 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,563 - Mr. Kim? 377 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,827 Mr. Kim! 378 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,568 Can you tell us who did this to you? 379 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,135 - Ah. 380 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,137 It was 381 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,923 some biker gang. 382 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,098 Ah! 383 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,364 - Jesus, Mitch, these kids on their e-bikes 384 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,843 are getting worse all the time. 385 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,194 - What are we supposed to do? 386 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,544 - It's up to us to make our streets safe. 387 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,199 We need to get on Google and ask how the police 388 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:42,767 can respond to gang violence in South America. 389 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:51,341 - More changes today as a small mountain town just continues 390 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,865 to roll over and suck a dick. 391 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,780 Youth biker gangs here now appear to be 392 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,044 attacking local businesses. 393 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,350 This bike store behind me was attacked, 394 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,700 along with a Chinese bike business 395 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,007 and the e-bike section of Walmart. 396 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:08,184 But just what do these young biker gangs want? 397 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,925 This young man says he's the leader 398 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,666 of the youth biker gangs. 399 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,928 To protect his identity, 400 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,148 we'll simply call him El Gordo. 401 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,758 - [distorted] Yeah, it's pretty cool 402 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,542 'cause everyone is scared now and they have to suck my dick. 403 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,936 And, you know, we don't care about anybody, 404 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,503 and I have a high speed dongle now, 405 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,027 so Kyle has to suck my dick again too. 406 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,899 - And what if this Kyle responded to you saying, 407 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,555 "That fat fuck can't even go 15 'cause of his fat ass"? 408 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,428 - You--you talked to Kyle? 409 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,692 - Police are trying to find the owner of Keller's Bicycles, 410 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,955 who appears to be hiding from these vicious 411 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,827 South American biker gangs. 412 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,830 [chatter] 413 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,746 [glass shattering] 414 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,315 - We gotta make sure 415 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:55,188 this Keller Bike Shop guy doesn't squeal. 416 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,407 - He won't if he knows what's good for him. 417 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,192 - Look, I'm sorry, but we're all out 418 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,150 of whey-based protein powder, OK? 419 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,934 - Then get us some pea protein. 420 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,501 You know who you're dealing with? 421 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,895 [chatter] [glass shattering] 422 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,288 - Excuse me. 423 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,115 Excuse me! 424 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,252 I just, uh, wanted to let you know 425 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:19,473 that not all us e-bike kids are the same, you know? 426 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,606 Not all of us are riding on sidewalks 427 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:23,999 and causing problems. 428 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,001 That's a very small minority of us. 429 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,569 A very fat but small minority. 430 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,093 - So what? [squeaking] 431 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,182 You calling for some kind of truce? 432 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,445 - We just wanna enjoy our bikes. 433 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,491 Can't we maybe just work together? 434 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,235 - Well, maybe you're right, kid. 435 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,412 Maybe we can all come to some kind of agreement. 436 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,153 Why don't you sit down and have a Jamba Juice, 437 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,763 see if we can work it out. 438 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,112 - OK. Sounds good. 439 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,028 - Get on Google, find out 440 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,552 how South American biker gangs deal with each other. 441 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,384 - Kenny, what'd they say? 442 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,082 - They were actually pretty cool about it. 443 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,432 - Really? Damn, good job, Kenny. 444 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:06,650 - Yeah, we talked about it, and they said 445 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,435 we could probably come to an understanding. 446 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,914 - Oh, thank God. 447 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,394 - And now Cartman can't ruin it for the rest of us. 448 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,004 - Yeah, I told you guys it'd be fine. 449 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,963 I gotta get home. See you tomorrow. 450 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,138 - Yeah, see you guys tomorrow. 451 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,661 Maybe we can ride our bikes to school. 452 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:18,749 - Yeah, sweet! 453 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:23,667 [explosion] 454 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,107 - Holy shit! - Kenny! 455 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,684 [door slams] 456 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,557 [squeaking] 457 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,954 - What's going on? 458 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,696 - Stan lost a really good friend today, Randy. 459 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,742 You wanna tell your dad, honey? 460 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,439 - Me and my friends, 461 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,920 we just wanted to be like everyone else. 462 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:02,271 So we went and got e-bikes. 463 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,795 And then Kenny's exploded, and he died. 464 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,843 - Wait, that was Kenny? 465 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,279 - You heard about it? 466 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,411 It was awful. 467 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,282 He was so happy too. 468 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,851 He thought he'd really found his voice for once. 469 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,636 - Did they find the bomb? 470 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:20,942 - Well, no, it wasn't a bomb. 471 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,204 Probably the battery just blew up 472 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,293 'cause we signed for our rideability. 473 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,077 - Well, yeah, they're just dangerous. 474 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,732 That's what I've been trying to tell everybody. 475 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,951 - And I didn't listen. 476 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,866 I'm sorry, Dad. 477 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,868 This is all my fault. 478 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,131 - Hey, listen. 479 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,394 This is not your fault, Stan. 480 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,180 It's everyone's fault who got an e-bike. 481 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,312 It's too bad it took someone having to die 482 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,922 to open people's eyes. 483 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,448 - Yeah. - I know one thing. 484 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:52,365 That this community is going to come together over this. 485 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,845 Because that's what South America does. 486 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,412 [soft country music] 487 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,154 - We're all united in grief. 488 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,375 But as South America always does, 489 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,682 we will find solace in each other. 490 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:10,252 - I am so inspired by the way our town has come together, 491 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,908 and as mayor, I am honored to officially announce 492 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:17,477 the Kenny McCormick E-Bike Ordinance. 493 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:23,222 - ♪ We are South America ♪ 494 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:28,749 ♪ Where the cold north wind blows ♪ 495 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:34,407 ♪ If you're driving through our mountain town ♪ 496 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:38,106 ♪ I just think you should know ♪ 497 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,326 - No! Not my dick! My dick! 498 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:45,374 - ♪ That we are South America ♪ 499 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:51,162 ♪ And that northern mountain sun ♪ 500 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:56,733 ♪ Always be South America ♪ 501 00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:02,696 ♪ We won't change for anyone ♪ 502 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:08,223 ♪ Two words that bring a smile to my mouth ♪ 503 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,747 ♪ America ♪ 504 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,097 ♪ And south ♪ 505 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:16,275 ♪ We are South America ♪ 506 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:20,017 ♪ ♪ 507 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:25,066 ♪ We are South America ♪ 508 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:30,376 ♪ And that northern mountain sun ♪ 509 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:36,382 ♪ Always be South America ♪ 510 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:41,474 ♪ We won't change for anyone ♪ 511 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:42,953 ♪ ♪